HOPPER OUT! Water Bottle - 500ml

🚚 FREE UK DELIVERY over £40  
🍺 Perfect excuse to grab a t-shirt as well…

“This is water… not beer. Haha. Fooled you.”

Stay hydrated… reluctantly.

The HOPPER OUT! 500ml water bottle is for those moments when you probably shouldn’t be drinking beer, but still want to make it clear where your loyalties lie.

Clean, minimal design with a cheeky twist. From a distance it looks like something serious. Up close, it’s taking the piss.

🍻 Why you’ll want it:

• Keeps your drink cold and your dignity… mostly intact
• Perfect for work, gym, driving, or pretending you’ve got your life together
• Subtle enough for public, funny enough for anyone who gets it
• Lightweight, durable, and actually useful. Which is rare

📏 Specs:

• Capacity: 500ml
• Sleek, reusable metal bottle
• Screw top lid with secure seal
• Designed for everyday use, not just beer emergencies

💡 Ideal for:

• Beer lovers forced to drink water
• Designated drivers with a sense of humour
• Anyone trying to behave… temporarily

Let’s be honest, you’ll still wish it was beer.

Hopper Out!