Funny Greeting Cards

Funny, sometimes insulting, always rude greeting cards designed by the warped mind behind The Hopper Reviews himself. 

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  • Party Your Tits Off, It’s Your Birthday! Funny Rude Birthday Card

    Party Your Tits Off, It’s Your Birthday! Funny Rude Birthday Card

    Party Your Tits Off, It’s Your Birthday! Funny Rude Birthday Card

    £3.49
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  • Milk It, It’s Your Birthday! Funny Rude Adult Birthday Card

    Milk It, It’s Your Birthday! Funny Rude Adult Birthday Card

    Milk It, It’s Your Birthday! Funny Rude Adult Birthday Card

    £3.49
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  • Shake Your Tail Feathers, It’s Your Birthday! Funny Peacock Birthday Card

    Shake Your Tail Feathers, It’s Your Birthday! Funny Peacock Birthday Card

    Shake Your Tail Feathers, It’s Your Birthday! Funny Peacock Birthday Card

    £3.49
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  • Swing Your Sausage, It’s Your Birthday! Funny Rude Birthday Card

    Swing Your Sausage, It’s Your Birthday! Funny Rude Birthday Card

    Swing Your Sausage, It’s Your Birthday! Funny Rude Birthday Card

    £3.49
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  • Clap Your Flaps, It’s Your Birthday! Funny Rude Birthday Card

    Clap Your Flaps, It’s Your Birthday! Funny Rude Birthday Card

    Clap Your Flaps, It’s Your Birthday! Funny Rude Birthday Card

    £3.49
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  • Tickle Your Tackle, It’s Your Birthday! Funny Rude Birthday Card

    Tickle Your Tackle, It’s Your Birthday! Funny Rude Birthday Card

    Tickle Your Tackle, It’s Your Birthday! Funny Rude Birthday Card

    £3.49
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  • Have a Gay Day! Funny LGBTQ+ Pride Greeting Card

    Have a Gay Day! Funny LGBTQ+ Pride Greeting Card

    Have a Gay Day! Funny LGBTQ+ Pride Greeting Card

    £3.49
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  • Your Birthday Pint Has More Head Than You’ll Get Tonight! Funny Rude Beer Birthday Card

    Your Birthday Pint Has More Head Than You’ll Get Tonight! Funny Rude Beer Birthday Card

    Your Birthday Pint Has More Head Than You’ll Get Tonight! Funny Rude Beer Birthday Card

    £3.49
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  • Birthday Beers. Because Cake Doesn't Get You Pissed! Funny Rude Beer Birthday Card

    Birthday Beers. Because Cake Doesn't Get You Pissed! Funny Rude Beer Birthday Card

    Birthday Beers. Because Cake Doesn't Get You Pissed! Funny Rude Beer Birthday Card

    £3.49
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  • Another Year Older. Still Your Fucking Round. Funny Rude Beer Birthday Card

    Another Year Older. Still Your Fucking Round. Funny Rude Beer Birthday Card

    Another Year Older. Still Your Fucking Round. Funny Rude Beer Birthday Card

    £3.49
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  • May Your Pint Be Full and Your Clothes Fall Off! Funny Rude Beer Birthday Card

    May Your Pint Be Full and Your Clothes Fall Off! Funny Rude Beer Birthday Card

    May Your Pint Be Full and Your Clothes Fall Off! Funny Rude Beer Birthday Card

    £3.49
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  • You’re Not Old. You’re Barrel Aged. Funny Beer Birthday Card

    You’re Not Old. You’re Barrel Aged. Funny Beer Birthday Card

    You’re Not Old. You’re Barrel Aged. Funny Beer Birthday Card

    £3.49
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  • Happy Birthday Bitch! Funny Rude Birthday Card

    Happy Birthday Bitch! Funny Rude Birthday Card

    Happy Birthday Bitch! Funny Rude Birthday Card

    £3.49
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  • Happy Birthday Bellend! Funny Rude Birthday Card

    Happy Birthday Bellend! Funny Rude Birthday Card

    Happy Birthday Bellend! Funny Rude Birthday Card

    £3.49
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