Happy Birthday Bellend! Funny Rude Birthday Card

Happy birthday, bellend!

A blunt and brilliantly rude birthday card for someone who appreciates insults, childish humour and being reminded what an absolute bellend they are.

This card comes directly from the warped mind behind The Hopper Reviews and forms part of my own exclusive range of adult greeting cards, created especially for Hopper Shopper.

• Square card, approximately 15 × 15 cm when folded
• Professionally printed in the UK
• White envelope included
• Upgrade to a coloured envelope for £0.25
• Cards are blank inside as default
• Upgrade to add your own printed message for £0.75
  Printed messages appear in black, centred on the inside-right page. Maximum printed message length: 250 characters
  
• Printed to order and dispatched directly to the recipient
• UK delivery only

Give them a birthday card they definitely won’t forget.

Hopper out!