Another Year Older. Still Your Fucking Round. Funny Rude Beer Birthday Card

Another year older. Still your fucking round!

Getting older might bring wisdom, experience and the occasional suspicious noise when you stand up. Unfortunately, it still doesn’t get you out of buying your round.

This card comes directly from the warped mind behind The Hopper Reviews and forms part of my own exclusive range of adult greeting cards, created especially for Hopper Shopper.

• Square card, approximately 15 × 15 cm when folded
• Professionally printed in the UK
• White envelope included
• Upgrade to a coloured envelope for £0.25
• Cards are blank inside as default
• Upgrade to add your own printed message for £0.75
  Printed messages appear in black, centred on the inside-right page. Maximum printed message length: 250 characters
  
• Printed to order and dispatched directly to the recipient
• UK delivery only

Give them a birthday card they definitely won’t forget.

Hopper out!