Milk It, It’s Your Birthday! Funny Rude Adult Birthday Card

Milk it, it’s your birthday!

A filthy-looking birthday card that technically features nothing more than an innocent cow operating some perfectly ordinary milking equipment. Whatever else you think is happening is entirely your own dirty imagination.

This card comes directly from the warped mind behind The Hopper Reviews and forms part of my exclusive range of adult greeting cards, created especially for Hopper Shopper.

• Square card, approximately 15 × 15 cm when folded

• Professionally printed in the UK

• White envelope included

• Upgrade to a coloured envelope for £0.25

• Leave it blank inside, or add a printed personal message for £0.75

• Personal messages are printed in black and centred inside-right

• Maximum personal-message length of 250 characters

• Printed to order and dispatched directly to the recipient

• UK delivery only

Perfect for friends, partners and anyone capable of turning innocent agricultural machinery into something spectacularly inappropriate.

Hopper out!